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By misslake (Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 02:44:24 PM EST) (all tags)
once upon a time, i think it was early-october, misslake went to visit the boston hussies.


when we arrive in boston it is after a long night on the bus. ni and i have the morning to ourselves, we plan on meeting ana and toxicfur after their church league softball game. we head straight for MIT.
their museum is amazing. so many cool exhibits, it was so hard to leave the museum in time. the original lisp machine was there, i can hardly believe it can even turn on without shorting out. never have i seen such a mad tangle of thin wires. and yet it did work, and here it is saved in the museum. we admire the flatworms, the stem cells, the zebra fish, the tiny citycars, we fiddle with switches, play with levers and hit buttons. it is really engrossing. we tear ourselves away, i still am lusting after the gorgeous jewelry made out of computing and engineering bits and pieces.

we met up with ana and toxicfur at a pub on charles street. they were now the sub-champions. several jokes about the seriousness of church league softball were made. i can't remember if ni and i refrained from pointing out that the largest race riot in canadian history happened at church league softball championships.
we were forced to play darts, ni tried to hide. i threw the darts with poise and confidence haphazardly towards the dart board.
it was all delightful. i ate delicious pickles and greek salad. we drank dark local beer.

we went out to melrose for the rest of the afternoon and napped chez ana and toxicfur to prepare ourselves for the boston husi meet up.
ana and toxicfur are incredible hosts. they have the coziest house, with a little random mid-stair carpeted mezzanine, too small to serve as anything but a cattery. i give my whole hearted approval to homes with kitten dens. it is something that i require of a house.
there are too many beautiful little things to list them all. the pantry has chip-board walls, but the chip-board has been finished and stained beautifully so it looks opulent and unique. there is wood trim everywhere.
silas, simon and rocky were delightful to meet and hang out with.

we took the mbta into boston that evening. the man who never returned still rides forever neath the streets of boston. his likeness is on the pass cards and subway posters. they call him charlie.

the bar was full of beer and it was a bit loud, and there were lots of people to meet. as is usual for me at these things, the problem of remembering everyone's name is compounded by everyone having two.
i wish to embarrassingly confess that lady jane was too pretty. i could barely even talk to her. somehow, for no reason i really expected her to look like the GI Joe cartoon lady. rugged, skinny, mannish, short hair, fatigues. she so isn't. she is very tall, and all curves. she has brown hair but it's like snow white's... it curled just so over her shoulders, she had red nail polish and lip gloss. swoon! so dear lady jane, sorry i was too much of a blushing fool to actually speak to you. i'm sure you're very nice. hopefully i will be less twitter-pated when next we meet.
everyone else also exceeded my expectations. husi, you are all such wonderful people to meet and hang out with.
i now also have an igrrl crush. i think i am in good company.
as we were getting up to go, mr. goat grabbed ni and held him in a passionate embrace. once they were done making out, mr. goat scooped me up into his arms and thoroughly probed all my virtues and and generally manhandled me. it was awesome. i expressed regret as we left that i don't get such thrilling ministrations from strange men more often. i can't recall if it was toxicfur or who then commented wistfully: "no matter how well i get to know mr. goat, he's reliably always a strange man."

We got to go to the blessing of the animals at ana and toxicfur's church. i loved it. there were so many dogs and cats there. it was really fun. we sang two of my favourite hymns, all things bright and beautiful and i now have forgotten the other one. drat. anyway the service was hillarious, with all the dogs and cats pacing nervously and occasionally barking or howling. the preist read the story of st. fances and the wolf. i particularly liked the part where the wolf gave st.fancis his paw to shake as means of of an oath. the church was lovely. i liked the part where the preist was "blessing" all the animals with holy water. he kind of hesitated and shirked away apologeticly from the now dampened and enraged cats. it was so much fun.
now i also have proof that neither i, nor ni, ana or toxicfur are vampires. it's not like i actually expected to discover i was a vampire, i'd just never actually gotten sprinkled with holy water before. 
we took the pets for walks and hung out some more, ni and i explored boston's downtown and it's parks. we ate an amazingly delicious indian style dinner, and we had to go to bed sort of early to make our bus the next day. i wish i could have stayed longer. i hope to return, and revisit all of you there.
please come see me in edmonton if you are ever out this way.

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vampires .. by sasquatchan (2.00 / 0) #1 Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 02:58:35 PM EST
I duuno, didn't ana invite you to church ? Is that enough to get past the holy water problem ? Though that also depends on if you count "Lost Boys" as official vampire cannon..



DRAT! by misslake (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 05:54:11 PM EST
here i finally thought that i had concrete proof of my humanity!
want to meet up and go out for a bite sometime?

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You've been bitten by me... by mrgoat (2.00 / 0) #8 Wed Oct 31, 2007 at 08:52:48 AM EST
...Doesn't that make you a half-goat-half-vampire-half-lake-half-kitten?

And doesn't that make you two people?

Wait, I forgot half-miss. Two and a half people.

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--
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thnak you by misslake (2.00 / 0) #9 Wed Oct 31, 2007 at 12:21:28 PM EST
for making me the werehusi i have now become

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Thanks for coming! by ana (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 03:05:19 PM EST
You were perfect houseguests. And thanks for the seeds and stuff you sent along afterwards. Our garden will remember you for a long time to come.

Power up your flaming yo-yos already! --StackyMcRacky


The crush is mutual by iGrrrl (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 03:21:46 PM EST
So there.

And thanks for reminding me of the ni/goat snogging. Mmmm. And Lady Jane's delightfulness. Good evening all around, with conversations esoteric and ecclectic.

"I don't have time for martial law, I have to get to the gym!" zarathus


+1 by cam (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 06:49:01 PM EST
on ana and toxicfur being awesome hosts (even if it was only a roadside picnic table ... ).

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic


We loved having you and ni by toxicfur (2.00 / 0) #6 Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 08:36:30 PM EST
You were perfect houseguests. Also, one of Rocky's favorite toys is now the goose that you picked out at the pet store -- he greets us with it almost every time we come home. :)
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If you don't get a Bonnie, my universe will not make sense. --blixco


You know, by mrgoat (4.00 / 3) #7 Tue Oct 30, 2007 at 09:28:34 PM EST
There's not a whole lot of men I'll make out with, but for ni, well, I'll always have a hard spot in my penis.

Years pass, things change, you end up living in Kansas. But the bag of dicks never leaves your side... - blixco
--top hat--


Snow White! by rizzo (4.00 / 1) #10 Thu Nov 01, 2007 at 11:50:52 AM EST
Snow White indeed!  Her little niece has even referred to me as Prince Charming.  She certainly makes me Happy and somewhat Bashful, with cause to occasionally play Doc if I'm not too Sleepy, Grumpy, Sneezy or Dopey.

Ironically, I must confess my dear misslake that I was, yet again as I was in Guilford, at a similar and near-total loss of words to share with you for the same reasons you describe -- with such poetic accuracy -- your lack of interaction with my luscious Jane... for you're like some adorable kind of handcrafted, maple-flavored candy one doesn't even dare to unwrap for fear of you melting into a formless goo of sugar and plaid.  From the way Goat describes his detailed findings of your form, it seems a tragedy at best to allow such a thing to happen.

Though what little of you I got to feel before you left did a fantastic job of ungaying me after that brief fit of mad man-humping.  And for that, my little tooth decayer, I am in debt.

In retrospect, perhaps a beer-only establishment was a safe choice for a meetup.  It seems the majority of Boston HuSites in attendance were, yet again, about one fifth of Cuervo away from a steaming-hot, gender-agnostic fur-pile... minus the fur.
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My dear Misslake by Lady Jane (2.00 / 0) #11 Sun Nov 18, 2007 at 10:53:46 PM EST
I must confess that it is for quite the same reasons that I have taken so long to reply to your extraordinarily flattering comments!  I was surprised to find that you are far more adorable in person than in pictures, if that is even possible, and I was quite sure that in Boston it was I who was the blushing fool.

I very much hope you visit the area again and that we are able to get to know each other better.  If you're ever in the Portland area we have a spare bedroom with your name on it!

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"Buttons aren't toys" -- Trillian


thank you by misslake (2.00 / 0) #12 Mon Nov 19, 2007 at 08:54:47 AM EST

i hope to see you again soon!

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