CFC4?

Cheese and a Breadstick   13 votes - 26 %
Procrastination   6 votes - 12 %
Bulletproof   25 votes - 51 %
Connection   22 votes - 44 %
 
49 Total Votes
innuendo by sasquatchan (4.00 / 3) #1 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 09:10:41 AM EST
lesbians and guns, I mean, c'mon, no brainer here ;)



A little help here? by ana (2.00 / 0) #2 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 09:22:06 AM EST
Anybody who can read, could we have a translation of "Procrastination" plzkthx?

"And this ... is a piece of Synergy." --Kellnerin


Translation by Scrymarch (4.00 / 1) #12 Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 08:21:00 AM EST
P1: Meanwhile ...
P2: Scrymarch practices writing Chinese characters
P3: A white horse is not a horse
P4: The great cow sleeps

Basically I figured so long as I am elementary school grade I may as well play with crayons as well.

P1: Water
P2: Sun and mountain
P3: Horse
P4: Cow / ox

The Political Science Department of the University of Woolloomooloo

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I suppose by Gedvondur (2.00 / 0) #3 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 10:24:33 AM EST
I suppose I had expected comics that....I dunno...at least made sense if they weren't funny or politically oriented.

But what do I know, I can't even draw.

Gedvondur
"If you do not sin, then you too may some day float like a big pink Goodyear blimp of The Lord." -theboz


So we've got by debacle (4.00 / 1) #4 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 10:42:43 AM EST
A francophobic rant, some manga, a lesbian storyboard without a money shot, and some MegaTokyo/Doonesbury crossover.

And we're supposed to vote for the one we like?


"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie



I'm confused . . . by slozo (2.00 / 0) #13 Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 08:59:21 AM EST
. . . you like the French?

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You don't? [nt] by debacle (2.00 / 0) #14 Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 09:29:09 AM EST


"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

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You know, you really could have . . . by slozo (2.00 / 0) #15 Wed Aug 06, 2008 at 09:43:12 AM EST
. . . made a more humourous response here. Colour me disappointed.

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Connection is fucking awesome. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 11:14:12 AM EST
However, I caught myself doing some inappropriate touching as I "read" Bulletproof.
Can't decide, and I'm only voting for one.

Also: I'm wondering why the plane in Cheese and a Breadstick is already on fire. WTF?

Irony: ammo says it's time. Tom is blocked.


let me see ... by BlueOregon (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 11:35:12 AM EST

... so, "Connection" is basically what happens if you add monkeys to a Kellnerin Boston-train-ride-overheard-conversation.

"Cheese and a Breadstick" has the saving grace of more-or-less featuring a bo-bad I've been seeking a use for -- let's call it the "pain in the ass."

And "Bulletproof" passes the Bechdel Test, for:


  1. there are at least two named female characters, who
  2. talk to each other about
  3. something other than a man.

As for "Procrastination," I don't know what to make of it at this point.

_
"The german quoting guy is a little bit out there." (fleece)


Connection by Kellnerin (2.00 / 0) #17 Sat Aug 09, 2008 at 01:30:31 PM EST
What you said, and as such, I both love it and am a little weirded out by it, but mostly I love it (and wish I had written it). In retrospect it's clear that monkeys are the perfect WTF-factor to add to a Kellnerinesque story (if I may be so egotistical as to coin an adjective after my own persona), precisely because I'd never have thought of them them myself.

In addition to which: +1, good Elastica song (which was once my cell phone ringtone).

--
"Late to the party" is the new "ahead of the curve" -- CRwM
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ouch! by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #7 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 11:45:28 AM EST
banned pornography.




lolwhat? by hulver (4.00 / 1) #8 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 11:46:36 AM EST
Mind you, we don't know what ad hoc gets up to in his spare time ;)
--
smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha
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our corp webfilter says panograph is banned by georgeha (4.00 / 1) #9 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 11:47:54 AM EST
for reasons of pornography.


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Strange by ad hoc (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 01:31:35 PM EST
as this is the only thing there. Although I suppose previous WFC's might trip the the censor.
--
The three things that make a diamond also make a waffle.
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Our filter is pretty hair trigger by georgeha (2.00 / 0) #11 Tue Aug 05, 2008 at 01:35:29 PM EST
slashdot has been banned in the past.


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This page by LoppEar (2.00 / 0) #16 Thu Aug 07, 2008 at 01:34:56 AM EST
and the comments and links and people within

make me giddily at peace.

especially "pain in the ass" and the Connection cut scene and Scry's translated and Bulletproof passing the Bechdel test.