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what about snaps? by misslake (4.00 / 2) #6 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 12:40:22 AM EST

or toggles and frogs?
the buttons on that dress are actually snaps, i don't know if that makes you feel any better. i hope that's comforting to you and not even more horrifying. i don't want to give you buttony heebie-jeebies every time you read my diaries

i've never been a huge fan of buttons as fasteners, but i don't really mind them.

in this case, the sewn shut fasteners served as a sort of chastity belt, a baffle to prevent the unwelcome pawing of my lady lumps by a too-drunk albertan. i must say a brief thank you to the useless buttons.

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This diary may have caused wincing by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #14 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 06:45:50 AM EST

for many people, but I'd have thought it's the idea of you being pawed by jerks (or maybe the idea of people who would be less sanguine about it being pawed by jerks) that would give most of your readers the screaming heebie-jeebies.

Bah! Oil towns.

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: He wasn't an oil man... by 606 (2.00 / 0) #16 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 04:34:02 PM EST

he was just incredibly drunk.
I found it hard to believe misslake's dress was sewn up, too... but I didn't paw her chest to find out. I just asked her later.

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