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Let me check I understand this by DullTrev (4.00 / 2) #10 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 04:14:14 AM EST

This guy tried to get you to unfasten your dress, in a bar, so he could get a close up of what I am sure are a lovely pair of personalities under a tshirt, and his lure, his offer if you will, was that you could see his tshirt?

Damn, that would have to be one hell of a tshirt. I'm talking a tshirt with an inbuilt video game, a tshirt which shows you a live view of anywhere in the world, a tshirt that converts into a robot if you are threatened with attack. Then I could see that working. (Though maybe not the robot one. That might not work with women. Chicks are weird like that.)

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TOP TIP: by Horatio Hellpop (2.00 / 0) #11 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 04:23:35 AM EST

To alleviate the chore of picking up birds at the pub, one should carry notarized copies of one's savings account summary, with the balance being at least one-million quid.

"You can't really know something until you ruin it for everyone." -some guy who used to have an account here
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: For avoidance of doubt. by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #13 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 06:40:01 AM EST

Quid is slang only for £ and €. Accounts denominated in US$ are invalid for these purposes.

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indeed by Merekat (4.00 / 3) #12 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 04:37:53 AM EST

I'm also missing the bit which says 'If you touch the front of this dress again, I will knee you in the groin' or equivalent statement.

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he actually only touched the buttons themselves. by misslake (4.00 / 1) #19 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 07:15:19 PM EST

there was a brief tugging at the edges of my collar, trying to open the dress since i had unfastened the top button. he acted like he was sure i was just pulling his leg.
i think he'd actually forgotten why he'd started chatting me up when i told him that they weren't functional buttons.
he was totally mystifyed, in such a profound way by my useless buttons that he forgot his goal was somewhere beneath them.
i think he was sufficently boggled by my outfit and embarassed by his friends that it didn't warrant a kneeing or even a backhand.
i save those for people who have been really naughty

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: Define "really naughty" by DullTrev (4.00 / 1) #25 Mon Nov 26, 2007 at 11:01:20 PM EST

Just out of, er, I don't know, professional interest. *cough*

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